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Donald Trump’s creepy ‘Trump Jam’ is the worst song ever created in human history

In 6 years of music blogging we’ve come across some right stinkers, this one springs to mind from last week, but – Donald Trump’s campaign anthem ‘Trump Jam’ is the worst track ever created. Period.

It doesn’t help that the track sounds like it was written by a 5-year-old, but it is now the campaign theme song for a bigoted oaf with a seriously dodgy combover who thinks he has a serious chance of being the next President of the United States.

He’s so hated, in fact, the UK parliament are going to discuss the merits of banning him from these green and pleasant lands after more than 570,000 people have signed a petition demanding a debate in Parliament, easily passing the 100,000 threshold for motions to be considered for discussion in the Commons, after he said he would ban all Muslims entering the US if he became president.

It get worse though, so much worse.

The track is front by three children – dubbed the ‘freedom girls’ – who blurt out lines like “Enemies of freedom! Face The music! C’mon boy! Take ’em down!” and “President Donald knows how to make America great” in shiny, chintzy cheerleader outfits in the colours of the American flag.

Seriously, America – if you vote this buffoon into power we can no longer be friends.

Andrew Rafter

Andrew Rafter is the editor and founder of Harder Blogger Faster.